Hello everyone, I apologize for the 16 hour drought. I went on a camping trip. It was horrible, I was wet the entire time from the rain. It was like some kind of. Wet side story.

Confetti’s on the ground…and Chipotle is on the table. Time to run it back. 🏆 @chipotletweets — Chipotle Partner

We celebrated with Chipotle…until the confetti hit the ground. 🎉 Now it’s back to work. Chipotle — Chipotle Partner

Each team's last 20 game winner.

Hispanic man pounding down Modelos and driving with a pregnant woman in the passenger seat bails out after crashing into another car in California. Probably another Newsom’s illegal.

Dude I don’t want to alarm you but I saw your girl at Rudy’s and she was very high

Wishing y’all a Happy National Dog Day. It’s been a joy having my fur kids on the tour. This handsome fella is Artie.

1970s MLB hit leaders ⚾️

Just wanna give a quick shoutout to Mr Parker Band, the new hottest poster on Steely Dan Twitter (and way more active than me)! Let's get them to 50 followers.

Vintage Steely Dan merchandise I stole from my grandparents storage unit

Tonight on Steely Dan

Hilarious 🤣

Earl Weaver was the goat 🐐 ‼️

That’s vicious 🦈🩸🩸🩸🦈😱🥶

🔥😍📻🎼💃🏾🎤🎼📻😍 Gwen McCrae – Rockin' Chair - 1975