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“你有freestyle吗”

Went to the dining room 'where's my food' 'we're done eating' there was nothing left on the table and I can't order food.

I practically didn't eat the whole day cause I normally starve myself in school and my parents forgot all about me.

How my teacher felt after arguing with a sleep deprived student (me) at 9:30am and telling me I was sleeping when I was forcing my eyes to open trying not to sleep the whole time

'That's not a valid answer to sleep in class' your existence's not a valid reason.

'Meta assassin is back' hell yeah I'm FREE from playing exp and mm

Erm apain sigma

When your bro starts talking like an insecure girlfriend

Bila hidup kau dh penat pastu mem laki kau cm pp

Kena main ber5 ngn mem baru menang eh

I don't have water what I do have though is alcohol and carbonated drinks

Throw back to when this guy messaged me first last year and i reacted with a skull emoji, that was the end of our conversation for about 6 months and now all he says to me is 'I need you dead'

shuji irl skyrus

shuji

not even water in lingerie can seduce shuji into drinking it

Awesome