In an unprecedented move, the FICC has just announced a new charge for increased Volatility around certain Fed releases - starting Monday.

The charge will = 10% of members' VaR, accruing two days prior to, and the day of the specified Events below (/if conditions are met).

Time to touch grass

By touch I mean mow

And by mow I mean smoke

Cboe Digital Crypto Spot Market had a solid...4 month run.

Enter the Wild Wild West - Volatility, USA

*inb4 SEC starts with 'crypto is dangerous' propaganda

Which Major Bank is going to absorb the last flaming bag of 💩?

E*Trade ➡️ Morgan Stanley
TD Ameritrade ➡️ Charles Schwab
Robinhood ➡️ ❔❔❔

Not to name any names BANK OF AMERICA

DTCC Underwriting has reported Corporate Debt Issuance nearly tripled in the first two months of 2024.

I'll say it again: the Market is severely undervaluing Companies with little to no debt when considering the uncertainties of our current landscape.

Going to start looking into these companies that are backdating filings today.

Submitted an information request last night, but doubtful I get a response any time soon.

Roaring Kitty Looks like the CAT system is finally being implemented. How many cats will it take to guide us into a fair(er) market 😂

catnmsplan.com

sec.gov/rules/sro/finr…

Four months after Morgan Stanley Wealth Arm absorbs E*Trade 💀

Spoofing Gold is next level

Every time these guys get a slap on the wrist, they go bigger.

• Leverage-to-Tits Ratio 420.69

Yesterday I noticed GameStop EDGAR activity is up 400% over April 2023.

Today I checked into why.

HUNDREDS of backdated filings.

'Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow'
-William Shakespeare (Macbeth)

Credit Suisse AT1 bags have re-emerged.

T+1 and CAT going full compliance next month.

This is the final countdown.

GAMERS HAVE LONG MEMORIES 🎮