Genie : you have 3 wishes Me : I wish I was always right Genie : ok, you have 2 more wishes Me : no I have 3

All 5 of Houstons losses this season have come by one score against teams with a winning record. No hate to Denver, but the Texans win on Sunday if Stroud wasn't pulled for a concussion 15 minutes into the game IMO. They might not make the playoffs with a 3-5 record but they

This pic is so 🔥🔥🔥…whoever this is..please frame it

Fits like these bang so much when it's not your girl 😭

No links no nothing Just doing it for the love of the game

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CJ was about to get active

Jaxon Hayes on IG

Sadly the Texans are under performing so poorly that the team can’t do anything right in the eyes of fans (from what I can see on Twitter) Whether that’s trades, no trades, playcalling, personnel decisions, press conferences Sad times

Will Anderson Jr. pressures by game so far this year (PFF) Week 1 - 4 + Sack Week 2 - 9 + Sack Week 3 - 6 + Sack Week 4 - 6 Week 5 - 4 Week 7 - 6 + Sack + TD Week 8 - 7 + Sack Week 9 - 5 + Sack WAJ is now 1st in Pass Rush Win Rate while 2nd in pressures & hurries.

Bo Nix when asked how they can make their offense more consistent: “I think if we can find a way not to have to play the #1 defense in the league, that might help.” 😂

A 3-5 football team that has to play 4/5 playoff contenders in their next games is now missing from practice today via Sam Warren & others: - C.J. Stroud - Will Anderson Jr. - Jalen Pitre - Tytus Howard - Ka’imi Fairbairn - Nick Chubb But they did not sell because…?

Lowest Comp% in a Win this year 1. Bo Nix vs HOU - 48.6%🔹 2. Trevor Lawrence vs HOU - 50.0%🔹 3. Baker Mayfield vs ATL - 53.1% 4. Cam Ward vs ARI - 53.8% 5. Bo Nix vs NYG - 54.0% 6. Sam Darnold vs HOU - 54.8%🔹 3 of 6 vs Texans... Defense is playing so damn well

I need this kind of peace.

Me and who? ( on vacation)

Nico Collins last four games vs. the Jaguars: 7-104-1 12-151-1 8-119-0 8-104-1

Texans QB C.J. Stroud ruled out in Week 10 vs. Jaguars. Davis Mills will start.

The Texans' secondary has been as good as advertised this season 🏝️ Passer ratings allowed by Houston's top four DBs (by snaps played) when targeted this season, per Next Gen Stats: Kamari Lassiter: 77.2 Calen Bullock: 35.5 Jalen Pitre: 54.6 Derek Stingley Jr.: 68.1 League

How does DeMeco Ryans & Nick Caserio watch Zach Allen just work both left guards all game and not go make a move 😂 🎥 PassRushDiary🦅 IG

The first trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic has been released. In theaters on April 24, 2026.