All of this, plus the constant, meritless bitching people do exhausts any hype folks would have before the movie even comes out. The industry responds to that.

#randomtweetreadin

Who would win in a street fight?
Ripley or Sarah Connor?

If she needs an ugly cry, and she does it in front of you….she feels safe. Keep it that way.

Post a picture you took, no description 📸
(I drew it too ☺️)

Does any of y’all’s autocorrect ever just say “fuck it, I ain’t helpin you spell shit right now”?

The Simpsons in the 1950s

Hearts are free, that’s where good music comes from.
And last I checked….they don’t sell hearts from the top shelf at guitar center.

Rage Against The Machine won our first grammy for “Tire Me”, a song on which I played a guitar costing 40 Canadian dollars. Though admittedly I’ve never really considered myself a “serious” musician!

Video made me think I was watching an ad for a Fortnite live event. Song is pretty cool though, I especially like how the hook shifts gears so hard it sounds like a completely different song got cut in for no reason.

Yall remember this show?

Flashback to when I thought I was in Queen

If I was lorena bobbitt’s husband…..I’d apologize hourly and spend the rest of our lives making her feel like the godess that she is. I’d break my neck making sure she knew she was my one and only.
But I’d also spite her by making her spend a lifetime wishing I had a dick

Post a pic from your gallery and turn it B&W 🖤🤍
#WednesdayFun

All things work together for good

May the Force be with you

Pretty sure most gals already have more than one robot that can handle that one particular thing a husband is good for

ON DAVID PECKER AND THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER AND ALL THAT

Brb. Looks like I’ve got a pair of tweezers to sneak back onto a Walgreens end cap.