All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

we in japan smoking alternate cannabinoids

Girls be like “I got options” whole time it’s just a bunch of broke niggas tryna fuck 😂

The Holy Spirit is always 8 steps ahead.

Don't f*cking quit bro, Life can go from 0 to 100 really quick.

You may not see it yet, but everything is quietly aligning in your favor.

why does everyone want to go to japan lets go to china

Taco Bell after nasty sex >>>>>>

So many people around me have been getting blessed with crazy lawsuits collecting fat checks, when will it be my turn 😞

I think the hardest part of the political climate right now is realizing how many people around me are actually evil. Not stupid. Not misinformed. Just blatantly enjoying and relishing in the suffering of other human beings.

Being unable to find a parking spot is a sign of spiritual poverty Few will understand

yall spot ICE any where but your neck & wrist and that’s embarrassing

Some girl keeps giving out my number to guys she never wants to see, i keep getting text for dates and then i reply saying who tf is this then reality sets in for em lol

Sometimes the brain just needs a couple American Spirit black pack cigarettes and 2 coke zeros

My boss is totally unhinged. He just divided a stack of resumes into two, threw one pile away and said “we can't work with unlucky people”

It’s absolutely incredible how someone can be so depressed with their life and the one thing that could help fix them is a solid 3 months off paid stress free living and doctors will adamantly argue against it and say take this pill retard

Why do i feel good all the time starter pack

My pitbull just teethmogged this toddloid and now she’s sobmaxxing

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Love how i pay 500$ for health insurance a month just for doctors to do absolutely nothing beneficial for me