sometimes i don’t feel like writing because everything is connected and i can’t get into all that right now

Internet horror is of a meme that kills you quickly. It resonates because of all the memes that are killing us slowly.

Max

THEY FOUND TEH COMPLETE SET OF THE B O O K O F O D E S

elden ring shadow of the erdtree epilogue

my hobby is collecting technical infrastructure arcana

Moby Dick reminding me how its so cool that every great American work of art stands in opposition to everything the most rabid Americans want it to be

TODAY I AM THANKFUL FOR GIRLS WITH BIG SWIRLY GLASSES

Casque belonging to a House Telvanni Lawman

We do not wear masks to hide.

(Eerie woman in tattered dress stumbles toward the castle gate, face obscured by stranded black hair. A foul bile seeps from her mouth; she emits a harrowing scream and disappears into thin air.) Me (56 IQ guard with helmet that's way too big): Strange omen for you m'lord!

freyaaa

if we’re fighting and you close your eyes and whisper some shit like ‘Eye of the Manticore God’ i’m putting my sword down. i’m not gonna risk it man

remember when we used to eat fish sticks

The generation that brags about being latchkey kids who had it good growing up because they could go out and do whatever they want are the same ones forcing their kids onto 24/7 monitoring apps and making sure they're tucked into bed by 9pm on Fridays until they're 25 years old

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Clavicular get brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader. I watched Baby Gronk rizz up Livvy Dunne. Ape holders use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

how to get master to acknowledge you as best student how to prove to my master i am ready to learn his secret technique how to kill my master for refusing to teach me his secret technique

tibeto-mongolian gangster following the collapse of USSR in the 90s