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calendar_today25-02-2012 20:29:16

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Sudipto (@sudiptodoc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chilling irony of fate. Kasab has dengue & may need blood transfusion. The blood of Mumbaiites. The same blood that he so casually spilled.

Spoonicorn (@mrspoonicorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

busting sick dance moves in this club, all eyes on me. haters saying "this is a library" lol w/e dudes atleast i didnt bring books to a club

slam dance tarantula (@jermhimselfish) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just spent 15 minutes looking everywhere for my phone only to realize that life is a dark abyss of meaninglessness and it was in my jacket

Fred Delicious 🍆 (@fred_delicious) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"I CHOOSE YOU, JASON DERULO!" *Jason Derulo launches from the Pokeball & just sings his name over & over* *sigh* "goddammit Jason Derulo"

trev sploosk (@sploosk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ok let's take a look at what your résumé says here..."you're hired." Hmm thats not very impr- wait a minute, did you just-? Damn you're good

trev sploosk (@sploosk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year

Fred Delicious 🍆 (@fred_delicious) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[squirrel cop kicks down my door] "I'VE GOT A SEARCH WARRANT BITCH" [im in the bathroom frantically flushing hazelnuts down the toilet]