I texted MimiLisa 2.0 “Your great,” and she replied, “No, you're great.” All day I was happy that Lisa said that to me. Later I found out she was just correcting my grammar. 🙄

How do you console MimiLisa 2.0 ? There, their, they’re.

WARNING MimiLisa 2.0 JOKE: I tried to organise a hide-and-seek tournament. I failed. It turns out that it is really hard to find good players....

Good morning! Have a great day!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear? Winnie the P.U.!

Why would you put peanut butter on the road? Because it goes great with the traffic jam!

What do you call a corncob that loves wine? A wine corn-oisseur!

Six years has been more than enough time for him to royally fuck us over. I’m proud to say I have never voted for this person.

I had no idea!

😂😂

WARNING MimiLisa 2.0 JOKE: Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? Because he lost all his contacts!

What do dog robots do? They byte!

Good morning! Have a super Saturday!

I quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights were too heavy. I just gave my too weak notice.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time MimiLisa 2.0 got angry with me over a simple typo, I simply left out the letter "e" at the end of a sentence. I texted Lisa: I'm having a great time I wish you were her.

well, shit

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