do u think my dark circles and rapidly deteriorating health make me look cute

women mask autism so well it looks like emotional intelligence and then they burn out at 30 and nobody understands why

i should call him

oh no i feel anxious but its ok!!! i have this rly great coping mechanism called Pick At My Skin Over and Over Again that makes it all better

No one tells you but one of the best ways to reach flow state at work is to have a 5 hour long fight with your gf over text

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

seeing someone i dislike having the same interests as me ragebaits me more than ppl actually hating said interests get out omg you dont know them like that

you ever hate someone so much their name feels like a slur

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

FLOWERS INCEST MOVIE MOM IS EMPLOYED

guys please be gentle to me on april fools i am really stupid and gullible sometimes </3

I LOVE U 🩷🩷🩷

shit went quadruple platinum in MY house

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

these sorority girls next to me at the library have failed the bechdel test for three hours straight