to everyone saying this isn't necessary - anybody wanna come over and hang out and make music or get food or something?

i'm proud of how many times i've come across the word foid without learning it's meaning

i once met a guy in a gas station who was inspired by a true story

The obvious solution is that your fridge should know your name and medical history to ensure any ads it serves are appropriate

The jury has sentenced you to 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years in prison

Friendly fire sounds awesome. It’s like fire but friendly

If I had to choose between the latter of the two and the former I’d choose the former

this is photoshopped. i was in this photo next to kanye

italian is so fake bc why did i understand this perfectly 😭😭😭😭 word for word bar for bar

sounds like playing to me. stool is supposed to go in the toilet and be flushed

my hands woulda got cold

if they were from america they would be called autecker

nontrivial things are awesome and i care about them