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My house burned down and I’m broke as hell, don’t have a car, and am in a place with no power. If you wanted to send me $5 so I could order a meal, I wouldn’t say no to that at this point. Venmo: Alec Owen i hate this I’m sorry

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Happy Valentine's Day you fuckin loser youtube.com/watch?v=3zoKxi…

YOU have been cast in Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’. (Source: Deadline)

Imagine being the guy behind the camera as Steven fucking Spielberg stares you down. Are you sure you’re in focus? Not blocking the light? He’s watching. Jurassic Park is looking right into your fucking eyes

My daughter and her friends made a Remy cake and not gonna lie they captured exactly how I’m feeling right now.

all my apes gone? no. all my apes HERE

"You didn't hit Ctrl+A and Ctrl+C fast enough"

Place your bets for how many followers we lose #MarchSadness

LONDON: How fast would you purchase tickets to come see a special screening of DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III with a couple filmmakers in attendance this summer?

LOS ANGELES: It's the 10-year anniversary of Dude Bro Party Massacre III and we loved our last indie cinema tour so much we're doing it again! Get tickets now and we'll see you there!! vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/dude-br…

Oooh haha it's starting again, that brief jolt from coffee that tells me I can do good, exciting, creative work. Just gonna sit down with Spelling Bee and let that pass

Motherface teaming up to slaughter Sizzler, the vegan pledge at Delta Bi

Get your tickets for our TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY screening at Vidiots Friday June13th! Hosted by the legendary Patton Oswalt vidiotsfoundation.org/purchase/26246…

Skip the Niçoise salad and come see Patton Oswalt in person at the 10th Anniversary Dude Bro Party Massacre 3 Screening Friday the 13th!

Even if you’re going to Dodgers Pride, you should come to this after, they will dispatch the Giants within 2 hours, I promise!!!!!

That NYT movie list thing has a few omissions

5-Second Films #Dudebro4Life