The “Homeowner” Lincoln (@5dollarl) 's Twitter Profile
The “Homeowner” Lincoln

@5dollarl

Desperately trying to be normal but people just don't understand the threat presented by Paleontologists, Cyclists, and great apes. Extra-terrestrials are food

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calendar_today04-09-2014 06:01:40

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Martyr Made (@martyrmade) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That high-pitched screeching you hear is Mark Levin praying that the Iranian retaliation kills as many Americans as possible.

Jackalope Rider (@jackaloperider1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My insane pet theory is that the italian mafia secretly escalates tensions in the middle east to help launder their money via excess purchases at pizzerias.