Section 2AA’s worst nightmare this year. He would be at Omaha but was 30 pounds overweight. Hopefully him and my wife can get on the same weight loss program.

Just posted bail for hitting the old lady because she was late for dinner. Who is winning this year??? ❌❌❌ #wifebeater

Who’s going to Sals before the games this year? I’m buying drinks for a bunch of birds but that have to be under 21!!! ❌ #tourneytime #simpsonhas3duis

What the fuck is pederson doing behind him. I think he got some blow in him.

Kraft (used to be fat asf but went on ozhempic) Wassenjesus Mason (grandma hitter) West KJ (hot sister) Sauer Brandon (ugly looking) Mickelson Jack(ginger looking fuck) Kultgen idk why he’s not on here Cal (transfer) Conway

I heard Steiny’s girl is pushing 250 they should go on a weight loss journey together. He had to buy two chin straps cuz he’s so damn fat. carsonzynhoff I can send you the stuff I put my 3rd wife on she’s a fucking rocket now

Meet me in the parking garage. Let’s slam a couple of bottles and rip some nose beers too. Then let’s go talk to a bunch of underage girls and go in section 222. Can’t wait to blackout. Gavin Uhlenkamp Michael Risteau Burner Bobby Cowan MN HS Hockey MN HS Hockey Beauties Curt Giles

WHOS WINNING IT ALL

Couldn’t agree more with this Jackson Rudh stay away from the penjamin and the gaydets can run it up on carsonzynhoff #greasybubbleboy

GOOD MORNING HOCKEY FANS AND PUCK BUNNIES I’m already in line for Sals right now because Class A fucking Blows! I’m Supposed to be scouting Hirschfield but he’s so fucking albino I wouldn’t see him 10 beers deep. MNHSHockeyWatcher Mason Kraft carsonzynhoff Karl (south)

Who’s gonna be The Lil Uzi Rist of the tourney this year and sit on the bench and be Commited D1? Kid threw water in his hair before pictures.

Not Doing first game Poll, that’s a pony point day. GAME 2 Shakogay🔴 VS GAYDETS 🪖🔵 carsonzynhoff Jackson Rudh James “Combs” Richardson

HOCKEYDOG IS IN 101 KICK HIS ASS Karl (West) 4 MN Scouts alek ravkin Cooper Simpson Mason Kraft Kyle Rau Wayne(HIM)Glensky

Who’s on the verge of blacking out too? Does anyone have any shooters or anything. I still have to drive home and I’m not doing it sober.

How in the world is Moorhead losing to Lakeville South. This is embarrassing Mason Kraft you fucking suck. Your girl is gonna get with carsonzynhoff.

What did Ammermen say to them in between the period. Did Krafts girl tell him they were done if he doesn’t take home a championship?

Not me, I didn’t make it in the game because I was at this highschool chicks house from Lakeville South.

PREDICTIONS FOR GAME

PREDICTIONS??

IN THE WHITE HAT IS MN Hockey Dog JUMP HIM TOMORROW Karl (West) Karl (south) Mason Kraft carsonzynhoff Kyle Rau