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Asking the tall girls for uppies at the bar is good for the soul.

Doing huge equations on the Calculator app with my phone on 100% brightness at the bar

Please hesitate to contact me. 💌

Are we sure he isn’t in the swamp?

Is it just me or is it getting immeasurably more difficult to grow on instagram??

PSA: If they wanted to book you they would’ve booked you…

Why do people that go to Europe make it their entire personality???

I think the reason I don’t get carded at the liquor store anymore is because my childlike wonder for the world has left my eyes…

Girls will caption their instagram posts: ✨🦄🧚‍♀️🐝🌈🌀 But actually are just horrible human beings with rich parents.

Weaponize the autism. 🚨

calling a girl I’m into “My GOAT”

“But you don’t look autistic.” Look closer jackass. 😂

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dubstep DJs and their girlfriends pulling up to Lost Lands this weekend

At the end of the day, just make dope music and the rest will work itself out.