my tiktok fyp is convinced i’m a gay man

all i’ve eaten since breaking my fast is two samosas, two bananas, some kefir and 300ml of coconut water we’re killing ourselves for ascension

if cuffem had a child any man can

no one would be able to tell irl that i have a twitter account like this

i want smegumi to catch on as a slander name how do i make it popular?

donald draper so cold he’s got mad bde i want to be like him when i grow up

I forsake you lowkey

mad men is the most “show dont tell” tv show i’ve ever seen i love it

them clavicles in that polo #disappointing

coming out of john wick 4 on eid day to see this result was a nice feeling i haven’t had a nice feeling in 8 months i only feel dread, boredom or stress these days

2 days of fasting and my muscles all deflated already not cool at all now i’m even more insecure

had a sanji level nosebleed the moment i started fasting

larping my life but adding the shisha part

nah i get it