Nothing will ever beat the energy in the DMs😂

That Uber driver getting killed was a perfect storm. Senile old white dude with a gun uses his profiling skills to determine she was a threat

Somebody is breaking a putter tomorrow at Augusta, should be awesome

That dude interviewing players in butler cabin had a bunch of zingers today

Not sure how long @capitalone signed Barkley & Sam Jackson to those awful commercials but war crippling debt I suppose

Unsalted peanuts
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Me shooting my shot with the 10 at the bar

Feel like Uconn can beat bottom half of NBA

I miss these days

They shut down a Dam looking for my man named Riley Strain wsmv.com/2024/03/20/sea…

Ric in the 416 d⭕️ug Leff in Laguna MizNika McDonald's This was probably funnier in your head

Pour one out for that #MarchMadness selection committee. Heard several testimonials today where they work way too long of hours

My shower head cams aren't meant for security purposes so I'm fine
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8am at the office tomorrow
#DaylightSavingTime

Holmey made the news
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Got bullied by an old lady & her fat daughter over a parking spot at costco today. I had my turn signal on a full minute before she came around opposite way and turned hers on. She dove her CRV right underneath the front of my car so I gave up. Total bullshit

That $1 cheeseburger on Wendy’s app has my attention

Your dumb baby doesn't even like to go to Maui and hates the flight even more, leave it at home

On a 737-Max over the Pacific the next few hours, thanks for your follow

Holmey's family is pricing those mechanical chairs that lower him into his pool