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A #Superman story where all those years of wearing fake glasses have ruined his eyesight for real, so now he has to find somewhere to get Kryptonian contact lenses. Bonus points if he accidentally starts a fire by focusing really hard during an eye exam.

It occurs to me that the name 11Alive doesn’t really make any sense. What is this? Frankenstein’s news channel? 11Alive Networks

Say what you will about the MLB All-Star Game. No other league has taught me to hate the other side like I would an actual rival team. I really hate the AL.

I never knew that the HR Derby balls looked different. Makes total sense, of course.

Dang it! I bought tickets to Coldplay and ended up seeing Paramour.

If I live in the shed in your garden for 15 years, will you give me $2,000,000?

Right by the Mall of Georgia in Buford. It’s fascinating.

Since everyone wants to complain about CFB schedules, here’s a thought I had years ago (based on 4-team CFP, though.) Everyone saves Week 0 and Week 1 for a game against a team within 3-5 spots of them in the previous year’s CFP final rankings. Gives an early benchmark. Eh?

I love MLB trade announcements that just cite (Sources). I can do that, too. “Adam Wynn is a heck of a guy. Just really swell. Super intelligent and extremely capable in all areas of life.” (Sources)

Which scene explanation is more required: Viggo breaking his foot when Aragorn kicks the helmet, or Indy shooting the swordman because Harrison Ford had the poops?

Okay, but why would you want to evoke images of Bubo?

When your buddy sends a text saying “I’m five minutes out” and you know they just woke up.

Me when I see a high of 75° in August.

If gray hairs are anything to judge by, I carry all my stress in a spot on my chin.

This is like “What time do Auburn and Georgia kick off this weekend?” weather. Love it.

I never thought I’d say this, but I think my truck is getting hard of hearing the older it gets. I had to shout, “USB!” three times this morning before it heard me.

Saruman and MacBeth glance across the room at each other nervously.

When you know that burger is gonna pop! Like Rennie Curran on a tackle! Rennie Curran #YouThinkVisorsAreCool #SPURRIER

I don’t remember if it was his debut, but I was at one of his first MLB games in Atlanta. I hated that we couldn’t keep him around longer. #Dawgs #ChopOn

“The Siege of Gondor” might just be the finest chapter ever written. Incredible.