i had a goldfish as a kid that got some sort of like air bubble in its gut and it was so fat and the air made it so he was always flipped upside down and floating towards the top. he lived for way too long

a little too late man

home is where u can dress masc in an insane way

dude i've had a septic uti for like two weeks and have been mistaking/swapping my adderall and mood stabilizer and i didn't know today was friday or that it was march

Aaron Rupar I want to die so fucking bad what the fuck are they even talking about how did we get here

the way i'd be so pissed??? i wanted a sloppy big mac don't bring me this shit

ellen pompeo? more like ellen pompous, am i right?

who got me this im so confused 😭

.Barack Obama my wife is being Mean

crazy how u can look at a girl and just know she drives a white altima....