me with lithium batteries

The Hottest guys i’ve ever seen are always wielding a yoyo

re-reading way of kings just to prove i Can read actually

They should make a million hour movie about poop

this was supposed to be the year of weenor sliced off but mine already grew back :/

there are just too many close encounters to feel safe talking shit about bald men in public

the freaky shit i do while i’m physically unaware during a phone call is actually not my business whatsoever. i could kill a man and just not remember

i feel like i’m being tortured by the actual devil when i try to eat in moderation. what do you call that??

first base is buying a bird together

my favorite part about music festivals is all the tummy time

melatonin is a psychoactive drug that makes me tweet real good

sorry i’ve not been tweeting much lately. i was dealing with a pretty intense toe fungus situation but these days my toe is looking almost completely normal

churches should have a cry room but it’s for smoking and doing bumps

omw to go to a bunch of galleries where i’ll look at everything really fast so i can go outside and vape

googling “unlikely animal friendships” as a form of self harm