Still astonished that scammers will go to all this trouble to scam without running their messages through an LLM to fix their atrocious English grammar first, but apparently it works

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- I spent 2 years getting a Masters in Computer Security - I spent 1 year teaching Computer Security at Michigan - I wrote the Dominos Pizza tracker app for android - I wrote Facebook's PCI compliance engine - I spent 2 years doing embedded systems security at Google - I spent

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The way to get a job at a startup: “I can figure out how to do almost anything. I will do whatever you need done and I will work at it tirelessly until it is done. I do not care about work-life balance, I care about winning.” The way to keep a job at a startup: Do it.

This is crazy if you sign up for premium on the web app it’s cheaper than through your iPhone

And Nevada is Macau + Mexico. The superior blend.

new york is basically a porta potty at a music festival for fresh transplants… everyone shows up, gets shocked by the smell and detritus strewn around, & starts wondering what drugs they can take to dopamaxx and dissociate. & just like music festival porta potties there is

Excited to speedrun this lifestyle by 35

My ultimate cycle top signal is a Binance IPO. Tether IPO would work too. Any others?

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We are in a post-MeToo society. The backlash is here in full force. You can hit on women in bars, in their DMs, at the gym, whatever you want. Go buck wild, boys. Cold approach, be cringe, even do pick-up artistry. You will be praised, and the women complaining will be chided.

My friend mistakenly sent mid 6 figs of USDC (basically owned by @Coinbase) to his Coinbase Institutional 🛡️ Prime deposit address on Base, a chain wholly controlled by Coinbase. They are claiming they can’t recover it. This is not a contract address that is chain specific, they

Never forget: When your political opponents get imprisoned, it means your side is winning. When your political opponents get assassinated, it means your side is losing.

Waiting for the right wing anonymous racist accounts on here to start using “traffic engineers” as their newest ironic derogatory euphemism for black people

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