Teach your children the truth about this world and don't sugarcoat shit.

I’m so glad I know how to be alone.

It’s them hours 👀

i’m literally anything the love of my life wants me to be.

am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place?? like we can hangout until 3am but I’m still going home.

Idgaf who watching my twitter ima still say wtf I wanna say😂😂

Team USA: scores a goal Me, a man who watches close to no hockey:

Stop talking on speaker phone in public. Sincerely everyone

One thing about me is I notice.

i thought women dress for themselves so wtf are men doing in the conversation

Serious question: Why does the U.S. always have trillions ready for wars… but suddenly becomes “broke” when Americans need healthcare, lower taxes, or a better life?

I be needing that

First i sound crazy… then i be right

I need my girl to hate every nigga except me

the romans would have taken this as an omen and launched a full scale invasion

So let me get this straight: There is a 2hr delay between the BAFTA event & the BBC airing it. In that time they managed to edit out a woman saying “Free Palestine” but didn’t edit out the man with Tourette’s shouting the N word at 2 black people? Is that where we are?

You're darn right. Preach. 🙌

Or do you not think so far ahead? ‘Cause I been thinkin’ bout forever

Updating your partner is the most important thing in relationship. Being busy is not a reason not to update your partner that took hours waiting for your respond or updates.