I'll start with this one

As an adult I ordered my first bed ! I also ordered a new down pillow and new sheets

Donald Trump wants to use WHAT to enforce the border? Violent. Bizarre. Potentially unstoppable. Unreal.

Odd amount

People say you've changed , aren't we supposed to as we grow older ? 🤔

Someone said I was to cheerful that they wanted to flip me off Ok bipolar lady I'm high as fuck

I'm not materialistic, I'm starting over with nothing . I'm buying things each week for the apartment I'll get in fall

I'll be changing my name to confuse authorities

Oh snap hoes

Me walking out the door Coworker tried to have a conversation Wtf I'm going on break

The teacher is about to hear it again

I am still in the process of starting over . This time I am building to last . It's going to take a minute but it's going to be phenomenal

Ladies, if you want something done, you have to ask the right questions: 😭

Just admit it, it's the best thing we've ever seen on live tv.

Russian language lesson for the day

My buddy at work saw me dragging ass . He offered to help and he did ..now I'm almost done . This dude rocks . I was not feeling strong today

Since I'm setting up an office In my bedroom I ordered myself a coffee maker . With enough sugar and milk it doesn't suck 😁