“Blister pack” is such a macabre name to call these things

My one true social and political commitment is towards being annoying

I didn’t realize that NYC was further south than Rome that’s crazy to me

If you call Kanye “Ye” I immediately assume you’re a retard

“Pushing” an age is such a funny thing to have entered internet parlance. I can’t imagine a non deceptive use for it

Retvrn

How stupid do you have to be to stand for hours out in the rain for a bike race where they pass you by 1 single time in under 3 seconds

I’m already forced to endure 4+ hours of AI slop each night (dreaming), I don’t want to see more of it on my feed

How it feels to actually pay for the bus in nyc

Why does Lea Seydoux look kinda like nettspend here?

Washington square was so much more fun as a kid before I truly comprehended that I was surrounded by NYU students

Vape store holocaust

I refused to take part in the class action settlement against Juul on moral grounds

Come to launch for Heavy Traffic issue 5 tomorrow! I have a story in it :)

Diogenes was the og world of tshirts

If I was Hunter these edits would make me break sobriety

When the ElfBar is just the perfect amount of burnt and starts to taste like crème brûlée 🥰

The Jerry Springer Show, not the UFC, is the closest thing we have to Gladiator fights

Cash poor vape rich

“Pre-loved” for used items is the worst rebrand of all time. Completely disgusting