This goofball is anti-Third Amendment, I guess, but we will keep fighting for his right to be a fucking idiot WITHOUT soldiers quartered in his house.

We saw this coming and we are here for it

“Defund David Frum!”* * this message has been brought to you by the National Association of People Who Are Not Assholes ** ** the Third Amendment Society is not associated with the NAPWANA. We applied for membership but were told that we are, in fact, assholes.

Let us recommit ourselves to preventing the unlawful quartering of troops during peacetime! “Catch us outside, howbodah?” #protectthe3

Character limits?

Imagine a world where people brought this kind of passion to the Third Amendment and not just the lesser amendments.

3️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ San Diego, CA: casual roadside abduction by SDPD in unmarked vans

We hope that one of our tweets really blows up today so we can do that “here’s our SoundCloud” joke in the comments, except instead of SoundCloud we will say: black lives matter, abolish the police, and donate to your local bail fund. #ThirdAmendment

Lemme say this again. If you think. That yelling. At a police officer. Or standing close to them. Is grounds. For physical assault. chemical attack. Or MURDER. You are absolutely the problem. And you are too cowardly to admit you’ll watch others suffer so you can stay unaffected.

Elected official have a responsibility to prevent the involuntary quartering of troops in our homes during peace time. Fixed that for you.

This fool is in favor of the government quartering troops in your house, I guess.

We at the 3d Society are pushing boundaries of language and abbreviation. We are even working on using emojis. For example: 👢 👅

I’m an abolitionist

These people