This is what we want - a bit of Horace on the timeline!

A night cap courtesy of Mitchell Orchant may be more than one dram being enjoyed.

Despite the website being YourParty dot UK. You clowns couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

"The system is rigged" - says the man who has been an MP for 42 years.

Chicken jalfrezi tonight, lads. Cobras are chilling in the fridge and will be flying later.

Hope they call it "You're Party"

Just signed up for Your Party - looking forward to the inaugural founding presidium.

24 inch pythons running wild outside the pearly gates.

George Smiley Sorry Smiley but all true grapple fans know that Hogan wasn't fit to lace Tally Ho Kaye's 18 hole button fly pantaloons.

Hulk Hogan has just died and you're tweeting this rubbish. Have some respect.

The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

It's twats like you Steptoe they've had enough of you cloth eared shit gibbon.

This has been a fantastic launch. Absolutely clueless. x.com/ClaudiaWebbe/s…

Horrible to see Wayne Lineker like this.

George Smiley I bet the launch party is going to be epic #YourParty

Just poured a single malt

You wouldn't catch that Burnside doing that off duty.

Let's all agree to simply call it The Shit C*nt Party.

Rib eye will be deployed tonight, lads.

No real policies for the UK - just rabble rousing for Gaza.