Me after Episode 7 tbh

“your job is to hate ashley darby” me:

Ugh I need to get me a Eugene 😩 he just goes to work and does whatever Toya says #Married2Med

Simone is just an old hag that is mad Quad is young fine and sexy. There’s no way to fix jealousy. The end. #Married2Med

Then a couple years later his original film is going to be nominated for Best Picture…he’s not even 40 yet

I’ve always been scared of going to dog parks because of attacks from other dogs but yesterday MY dog was the aggressor

My christmas shoot was sooooo cute I wanna post them omg but I feel like it’s too early

Posting on instagram and then crying in the shower afterwards Duality of a woman

my ye is different to your ye

He could never turn down some freshly seasoned with fear smoked meat 😂

Ew I forgot he’s with her. I can never give him his tens

Derik Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!! MARYLANDDDDDDDDDD

VILLANOVAAAAAAA

Bruh I just knew he was gonna throw an interception I barely even watched the game but I felt it

Lmaoooooooooooo

YEAH I LOVE COOKIESSSSSSSS 🦅🦅🦅

Ok man

Sorry I’m still crying at how last week y’all were acting like Pennywise was apart of the civil rights movement just for him to come into the black spot and eat all the black folks #ITWelcomeToDerry

Bruhhhhh I’m so tired of it 😭

I want a texas twinkie