🎄30RockTree🎄 (@30rocktree) 's Twitter Profile
🎄30RockTree🎄

@30rocktree

The Tree of All Trees. 🎄

Holiday icon. Actor. Philanthropist. The OG social influencer. 💵

He/him/fir. (parody and not official, duh) #PineTime

ID: 29764993

calendar_today08-04-2009 17:14:44

6,6K Tweet

15,15K Followers

3,3K Following

City of New York (@nycgov) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Goodbyes don’t have to feel like this. You’re more than landfill to us. Head to a NYC Parks Mulchfest location near you for a sustainable (and free!) Christmas tree send off: nyc.gov/mulchfest

🎄30RockTree🎄 (@30rocktree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As tree season comes to a close, my writer Matt Haze would like to say THANK YOU for your support over the years! These posts are fueled by coffee, and he's ever made you laugh (or cringe), you can support him by buying him a coffee or two! Thank you! buymeacoffee.com/30rocktree

🎄30RockTree🎄 (@30rocktree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

IT'S THE FINAL DAYS OF THE 30ROCKTREE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! ALL MY LIGHTS AND EXTENSIONS ARE ARE 50% OFF THIS WEEK ONLY!* * sale excludes my star because they're diamonds and I have standards.

🎄30RockTree🎄 (@30rocktree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At this point, I should just stay until St. Patrick's Day. I think my natural green look would fit in perfectly. Plus, pour some vodka in my stand and I'll REALLY fit in.

🎄30RockTree🎄 (@30rocktree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It is my final weekend. If you broke up with your other half before Christmas, you can bring your new one by today and get a cute selfie with them.