Your Christmas tree brought you joy, happiness and memories with your family that you will cherish for a lifetime. Yet your fond farewell to your fir friend is to drag it to the curb in a dirty old tarp and leave it on the side of the road? Jerk.

I had this weird dream last night. I could feel myself being pulled down and put horizontal on the ground. There was this loud noise. All of a sudden, I felt a really sharp pain in my trunk and then I woke up. I'm sure it's nothing.

Goodbyes don’t have to feel like this. You’re more than landfill to us. Head to a NYC Parks Mulchfest location near you for a sustainable (and free!) Christmas tree send off: nyc.gov/mulchfest

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It’s snowing. Can someone turn up my lights, please? It makes for a fantastic electric blanket.

I’ve been officially renamed the Rockefeller Center Overstaying Its Welcome Tree.

Why am I still here? At this point, I might as well switch to Valentine’s Day colors.

IT'S THE FINAL DAYS OF THE 30ROCKTREE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! ALL MY LIGHTS AND EXTENSIONS ARE ARE 50% OFF THIS WEEK ONLY!* * sale excludes my star because they're diamonds and I have standards.

At this point, I should just stay until St. Patrick's Day. I think my natural green look would fit in perfectly. Plus, pour some vodka in my stand and I'll REALLY fit in.

I know you want to know, but I’m legally not allowed to tell you if we make a noise or not when we fall in the forest.

um I need a lawyer, just got an eviction notice

WITH TINSEL.

It is my final weekend. If you broke up with your other half before Christmas, you can bring your new one by today and get a cute selfie with them.

BRB. 📸: mo

When I had it sent off to the pawn shop... 💵💵💵

Happy 70th birthday, Al Roker. You're old enough to be ME now. Though you've been lit at Rockefeller Center before, so you're ready for the job.