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As a person with a cowlick right in the front of my hairline I just want all you girlies with bangs to know how lucky you are

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Jack has lived in the SF valley for 14 years. After admitting he didn’t know where Tarzana was,he just asked me if the SF valley is considered “the west side”

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Imagine lying in a job interview and the interviewer was like “actually what you just said is factually incorrect” and you were like “YOU PROMISED I COULD SAY ANYTHING I WANTED” and like they would still hire you jfc

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Pretty frightened about project 2025 becoming my reality, so please excuse me while I go rock back and forth in the corner

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I think if more of us called this platform by its actual name “X”, more people would recognize that the platform we once knew as Twitter is dead. I kinda hate X and what it stands for so I have a blue sky account if anyone wants to follow me over there. bsky.app/profile/2toesu…

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You guys ever watch Hot Ones? You ever notice they include animations when the person being interviewed is especially boring and lame? The Sydney Sweeney one is essentially a 20 minute cartoon lol