What it feels like when that “0 FG IN X:XX MIN” graphic pops up for a team you bet on

Black people in line for 3 mins: This don't make no fuckin sense.

Spent the prime days of my haircut at home

So apparently if you google Charli damelio backshots/twerk compilation on the company computer HR schedules a meeting with you

white people when you turn off Armand Hammer

The first man to call another man “boss” and it wasn’t his boss doesn’t know the impact he left on society

I’ve never even considered “every Pokémon is someone’s favorite” included Conkeldurr. Maybe I’m a bad person.

if lesbians could impregnate one another i’d be a babymama that’s why ion judge fr

if that’s ur girl why she got 43 spotify followers

#BeastMode

zohrans wife was letting that shit fly no Tourettes or nothin damn

Don’t shake him to hard or he gonna end up like Jabari Smith😭

Falling for lightskin women innocent gimmick in the big 26

guy who discovers hentai through the New York Post

Having lover boy in your system as a man lame as hell , sometimes I wish my my mama was a hoe so I didn’t know what a real woman was and life was easier but nope smh this my last tweet for tonight

#ポケぬい #ポケモンfit レジスチルさんと一緒にとんかつをいただきます！