Just me or does everyone else naturally hate the people golfing behind you.

Top 3 not to trust list: 1. Ppl wearing fox racing gear 2. Ppl driving mini vans 3. Snake/tarantula owners

Me: And actually just 1 more order of the biscuits please Server: Sir, that’s your 4th order of cheddar bay biscuits, haven’t you had enough??Red Lobster #EndlessShrimp

Politics 👀

Being successful in business is mostly just memorizing the right amount of 3-4 letter acronyms and knowing when and where to appropriately apply them

You've seen what @KyleRudolph82 can do on the field. But off the field? He's touched more lives than you could ever imagine. #WPMOYChallenge Rudolph

*deep south accent* “Hi, yeah, do y’all have any vegetarian beer” “Um, well yes sir, all our beer is vegetarian” “Well then I don’t want none!!!!”

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Bill Belichick on Trey Flowers saying he had a nightmare about not setting the edge: "I’m not an analyst of nightmares."

It’s like so unbelievable that rich people like are like paying to get their like kids into college.

I heard Randall in Wisco smells his own farts? Tyler in Milwaukee Ry in the Cream City

Breaking News: A new video was released of the #BlackHole and we can’t believe this amazing discovery…

Nobody: Bran:

1st 5 seasons of throneth = LOTR Last 3 seasons of throneth = The Hobbit #GameOfThrones

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Follow The Food Group to find out where to donate. Midway and Frogtown are two neighborhoods that will need to rebuild in St Paul. Powderhorn, Longfellow, Seward, and Phillips are MPLS neighborhoods in the same boat. Food will be hard to get in these areas. Pharmacies are few.

I hope it isn't completely lost on the public that they get to witness these events from a safe distance because of a press whose members have taken sizable pay cuts and had workloads increased due to layoffs over the last two months and who are being tear gassed and shot at too.

Black Lives Matter #blackouttuesday instagram.com/p/CA76N1RHILe-…

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