Don't make me recreate you in Sims and kill you

Texans: “when will the construction on I-35 be done?” Construction workers on I-35:

stalking my friend’s locations like what are you doing & do you wanna eat lunch with me

what ever happened to shane dawson (rhetorical question)

no bc someone asked me for the tea on my break up and i added her to my close friends where i consistently spilled the tea 🤭 dm her queen

to the supreme court: inclusivity matters

goals

sometimes i laugh at a joke made in the group chats & then i remember it was made by a man & i go straight faced

LMFAOOOO

emotional support white boy

first date idea: we go through your following & you explain why you follow each acct

“damn this bitch is crying again?” - yall probably

To be clear they’re talking about ethnically cleansing black communities

gonna watch a scary movie again just to feel something (issue is i’m feeling too much)

i’m better now, maha reminded me i’m a pretty girl with a fat ass

even tho the gods are crazy, even tho the stars are blind, if u show me real love baby i’ll show u mine

i love a good flower btw. my favorites are peonies, baby’s breath, sunflowers, & daisies.

the smell of peonies reminds me of childhood & it’s such a sweet nostalgia

por que no los dos