6 mile run after a lift this morning. And it’s just me, filthy dubstep and South Park Oprah’s fat pwussy episode against the world

If yall think im cool which i am becuase i decide, fuck you. You should meet my 17 year old. She is by far the coolest, wittiest little egg drop soup you ever did meet

I think imma start regularly posting TikTok’s because I’m too funny for this platform and I feel boxed in by you docile fucks and I’m no longer afraid I’ll be caught being a bigot if I get famous

It’s my man’s Christmas work party this evening and the bar is open and I’m a MOTHA FUCKINNNNNNN squawkbox liability.

Listen to me right now. You want it? Affirm it and it’s done. IT IS DONE. The 3D is gonna test you it loves to. Once you check in you signal doubt, that doesn’t sound like affirming it does it? When the curve ball comes you are stoic, laugh at the illusion and affirm it again.

Something about a clean house and a simmering pot of dead chickens for broth really makes me feel alive.

You’re keeping your kids on a leash under control so they don’t make normal mistakes. They hide everything from you. I homeschooled, let my kid fuck up and face her own consequences, talked to her like an adult since birth. She questions the world and runs it all by her momma.

If I die and you adopt a dog shortly after and that dog dances to dubstep and house music… that’s ME bitch I got lost and recycled back to this planet give me a Newport

Me feeling strong, tough, independent, unshakable. The universe- oh yeah? here’s a video of a small deaf child hearing his mom’s voice for the first time. You soft bitch

Sourdough Vietnamese coffee brownies. Viet coffee, condensed milk cream cheese swirl, fuck ya motha

I’m taking myself to see the nutcracker because I have free will, a bank account, a quarter of mushrooms and a pretty dress

We heard the call of the wild

The world is your oyster

I would bully the fuck outta this dude in a relationship

Hi the Bible isn’t literal and neither is the firmament. The firmament is your mind which you live within and everything is a projection onto that which is a reflection of the reality you allow yourself to live in like a movie on a big screen. Okay fuck you bye

Today my vessel wants food and rest after two back to back classes and 1 private client before 8am. And rest and food it shall get.

This. Is a homosexual who hates himself for liking man hole.