my greatest flaw is that my hole is so tight that one time when a guy tried 2 pull out it began to draw him and everything in the room towards it like a collapsing star and the walls started to shake as sparks and glass became a fractal arborescence in lyrical contradance

Janie Danger - (Kill) Yourself Help Book

and you’ll never get sad and you’ll never get sick and you’ll never get weak

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

come here kitten daddy wants to play a little game

the way this thong stuck up inside me my pussy never gonna be the same

keep feeding my cat mcdoubles and now she cries while stumbling down the stairs because she has to catch herself before she falls because her knees start to buckle from the immense weight