I love liking Instagram stories thank you for showing me that picture of your cat or that lunch you ate or that beer you drank or your cleavage in a nice dress thank you here’s a like

Many Dems are waiting on the "Gaza issue" to pass so they can get to business as usual in 2028. You can tell how much they hate having to come up with opinions on it, how much they hate having to triangulate what to say. The actual suffering they are enabling is a non-entity.

Performative male

Bestie day!!! kota

A lazy meandering Sunday where I slowly accomplish the little tasks I need to over the course of 12+ hours and don’t stress over the efficiency of my time

There seems to be a lot of grown adults on here with serious opinions on sorority recruitment tiktoks

You’ll have to pry this Uniqlo airism oversized shirt off my cold dead body pal

.NYT explain ?

[turning to a mom next to me on my plane] awww she’s adorable! how old is that little cutie pie?? [drafting a tweet i am certain will get 4 likes] “babies be like ‘goo goo gaga’. pathetic. got any more dumb shit to say?” [the mom] i can see what you’re typing and it’s hurtful.

Worlds biggest musician doing a podcast? Recession indicator frankly

Hinge calling to me like the green goblin mask

the public defender discourse has been great. i thought all those sort of people migrated to b*sky but i guess not. sometimes you need a jolt of 2019 to get your mind straight again

Trying to get my tub to drain when it’s clogged

I look up to my friends, they inspire me to be a better version of myself

Me and the leftover pasta I ate at work today in my cubicle I am so thankful for capitalism and corporations and profit

what # date do you tell them you’re cursed

Perhaps this is the silver lining of these empty performative gestures. Zionists see the words “stop killing children,” immediately know it’s about them, and respond with something asinine like “this translates to ‘fuck you Jews,’” reminding everyone how insane they are.

The only thing scary about DC is the police presence

My tiny little man is 5 years old today !!! Everyone say happy birthday Markus! Thank you for being such a wonderful friend for all these years, I love you so much