Bet it would feel like a dream for you, mm~? Well keep dreaming, because we both know it'll never be a reality.

You and your goonbud are so cute together. It's totally not gay if you're both dressed up, right~? 🤭

Keep licking, loser. I totally promise I'll let you out of your cage if you just keep going.

Monday bunday~. Enjoying the view, gooner?

You weren't expecting any different, were you? Even worse, you were hoping for exactly this. Loser~.

You look so worked up, pet. Triggered? Moo for Mommy~.

You sure do love that video game, gooner. I can't imagine what you're so obsessed with about it.

You asked me to train you, but I'm starting to think you're even better at it than me. You sure you haven't done this before?

Aww, did you miss me over the weekend? I'd say sorry, but I'm really not. Your bully wanted Mommy to stay with him for the weekend. And she was SO happy to oblige. ♠

Try not to sniff your screen TOO hard, loser.

Girls totally LOVE losers just like you. Promise.

Cumming from just a few strokes? Gross.

Just a few more minutes, puppy. I promise I'll let you feel how good it is inside me... if you don't spurt your pathetic load before then, of course.

Couldn't handle my scent or my sock. You're such a pathetic pet, gooner.

You're not convincing anyone. We all know you're a drooling, horny mess over this.

Sure, I'll bully you. But I'm going to make sure all your friends and family know just how much of a disgusting loser you are~.

You're still not done yet? I'm getting bored, creep.

The closest any girl will EVER let you to fucking her.

Don't think I didn't see you staring, freak.

I'll probably close this account soon. Not getting any traction anymore. DMs are barren, post engagement is lower than when I first started. Shadowbanned multiple times over. Just doesn't seem worth the time/effort now.