this tweet shitting on grok users for not being able to make a blue egg singlehandedly caused a 23x spike in traffic to the cat paw cursor

that was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Asexual BDSM is such a funny concept, imagine getting spanked and just going 🙂

cant even be mean to men anymore they get turned on

Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.

A man once said me not wanting to take his surname proved I didn’t love him enough. So I asked him if he would drop his and take mine, since it’s about love. And the next thing he said to me was, “what would happen to my identity. That’s literally my identity” Oh? 🌚

Somehow more egregious than this

This is not art. It’s ai generated trash. It has no meaning because it has no soul. sincerely, an artist.

When I say eat the rich I mean the nimby-ass mf-ers that would rather have vacant office space in their neighborhood than apartments.

US Department of AI Aryan Looksmaxxing

I firmly believe that 9/10 of all people will stick their faces in that egg. Like even in a scenario where the Alien movies exist and you know it's bad news, most people have that "yea but THAT would never happen to me, the protagonist of reality. Im different" mentality

me: gavin newsom is getting really popular for his cutthroat approach to dealing with trump. someone else who sucks less should do that the internet: here’s a 40-part thread on why death angel hates the homeless

interesting how for conservatives it has nothing to do with “protecting women” or anything it has everything to do with enforcing conservative traditional gender norms

Is this an ad for “to catch a predator”?

Fuck your feelings, snowflake.

season nine of conservatives boycotting football

regular day of being a woman online 👍

hi Jon Yuhas, I got your message earlier - next time you might want to cover your tracks from such an easily traceable misstep. don't worry, I've already emailed your employers and contacted the NY nursing board. also, speaking of addresses, now I have yours. have a great night!

oh yeah I also messaged your wife :/

Both my World War 2 veteran grandfathers blood is whispering to me like the Green Goblin mask.