Sometimes I think the world has gone to shit and there’s so much pain and cruelty that I wish a huge meteor would hit us and wipe us all out and then I see a video about someone saving a stray dog and giving it a wash and everything’s fine for a bit.

I haven't done a stocktake sale before, because I don't sell chairs or hats, but I have a storage closet that I can't get into at the moment: 27bslash6.com/stocktake.html

I've been told not to post any further emails from our creative director, Mike. So here's one from our account manager, Gary. It's unlikely Gary will find out because he only uses the internet to shop for double-breasted jackets on the JC Penney website.
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I’m sure Mike won’t mind me posting this screenshot as it displays both an ability to accept responsibility and empathy for others. For background, Mike was distracted by a bird in the courtyard while he was toasting bagels. He made Melissa go out and buy him replacement bagels.

Yes, I've been a bit quiet lately, but those who have following for a while know what that means...
New book out. 236 pages of all new content. Preorder now for December release: 27bslash6.com/grandma.html

Also, our office manager, Melissa, learnt recently that her name means 'bee' in Greek and took it upon herself to order a yellow chair. It was delivered the morning we were holding second interviews & Mike had a bit of a meltdown.

After several years of people complaining that the 27B/6 website is unreadable on telephones, I finally caved & made it responsive. Yes, it's still a bit of a mess but so is your life. I'll be adding articles over the next week or so, but in the meantime: 27bslash6.com

As it's election night in the United States, now is a good time to remember that as the days get colder, squirrel food sources diminish. Consider putting out a bowl of corn, peanuts, or sunflower seeds for our frolicy friends.

Happy Halloween. Marvel themed costumes this year. I’m Spider-Man’s dad and Holly Thorne is the scarlet witch.

I can't quite put my finger on it but this reminds me of something... youtube.com/watch?v=D7r4IP…

A new account manager named Gary started at the office yesterday. I asked him what he did on the weekend and he said, 'I'd rather keep our conversations to work related matters if you don't mind.' so I can tell this is going to be a fun year.

'You're not the boss of GoFundMe campaigns. I'm allowed to raise money for whatever the fuck I want.'
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Until further notice, this twitter account will only be used to post pictures of otters.

Yes, I realize it’s a popular fad at the moment and who knows how long it will be popular for, but I decided to give this whole ‘planking’ thing a go.

Walk It Off, Princess. 27bslash6.com/princess.html

Final head count for yesterday's pro-trump 'mother of all rallies' in DC: 162 - Enquiries re my Craigslist ad for a free weed-wacker: 167