ON FRIDAY WE ARE ALL SLOVAK

Shrink the game

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

You are an Anglo-Saxon. Act like it. Abandon the cities because they're haunted. Pay half your yearly income in ransom to the Danes. Refuse to develop a military based around the twin innovations of the stirrup and the castle. Write really emo poetry. Stop using rhyme.

couldn't get a sponsor all year just to get some fly by night AI company

It was cool for us Leafs fans that we got Matthews vs Nylander in the quarterfinal, must be cool for Habs fans that they get to see Caufield vs Slafkovsky in this game

Bringing the private jet to escort the Tkachuks home as otherwise they’d be sent to The Hague

Connor McDavid looks delighted to hear Canada will play the US on Sunday

Just in time for the men's hockey olympics final

need an olympic Marincin more than I need oxygen

divorced dads in the comments of e-girls half their age

Crosby rn

MLSE clocked that they could create an avenue to sell Marner jerseys without getting clowned

I had the same thought after the women’s gold medal game yesterday but about Canada 🫣

Sacrificing ostriches to bring about the Mandate of Heaven, ten thousand years of Liberal rule inbound

Brad has a type (Finnish)