Ever since installing my tushy at home shitting anywhere else is truly a traumatizing experience

I’d rather chop my dick off than drink Bud Light!!!

Andor has got to be the most underrated Star Wars series. Just finished and that was incredible

Casual shirt tuckers are not to be trusted

If you’re incapable of properly resealing the god damn package you didn’t deserve the fuckin Oreo in the first place

The way someone merges onto the parkway can tell you almost everything you need to know about them as a person

Did it really take hate5six attacking a female for the collective hc scene to realize what a narcissistic exploiter of the culture he is or is it just that it makes everyone feel more comfortable about admitting they feel that way now? 🤔

Sorry I just caught up I was at jury duty all day

Surely I can’t be the only one who after a lifetime of seeing badass t shirts was severely disappointed and confused when I finally heard what the Grateful Dead sounded like

If you don’t have similar interests as me you’re a FUCKIN idiot!!!

Anyone else notice the total eradication of fireflies since these lantern flies stepped into the arena?

Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you

All I want for Christmas is new Stand Still LP

Just popping in to twitter to reiterate that Hamilton is without question in our top 5 most pitiful ridiculous embarrassing creations as a nation

*Ronni watching ninja turtles* “It’s hard to believe they’re the same animal as Kermit”

I was not expecting that ending at all. 😂