MVP chants at Petco Park for Jurickson Profar were not something I had on my 2024 Bingo card.

(He deserves them.)

Robert Suarez is a prime example of not screwing around. If you can throw 100 mph and locate it, just throw it. Too many guys who throw hard get cute with off-speed stuff. Take notes.

If Crone goes Slam Diego, Connor will Venmo 1 lucky follower $0.69

Jurickson Profar is ridiculous. Guy is hitting .342 now in over 110 AB’s. This isn’t a fluke.

Tyler Wade is hilarious. I’m pretty sure he knows he can’t hit, so he just figures out random ways to get on base.

You have to give your flowers to coffee boy Joe Musgrove today. IMO the best start he’s had all year. Just hit 94 for his 9th K. 6 IP and 2 R is more than fine.

Feel like this happens to us more than anyone.

Joe Musgrove and Michael King in the Padres rotation John

we are going to start a dialogue

I speak for everyone when I say we WILL be there.

FINAL(10): D-backs 4, #Dodgers 3

Dodgers fans get mad at Freddie Freeman for hitting .304 with an .858 OPS.

Padres fans get mad at Xander Bogaerts for hitting .217 with a .571 OPS.

We are not the same.

me in her dm’s

dub

Robert Suarez’ ability to get away with pretty much only a Fastball is incredible to me. Trevor Hoffman’s Changeup was one thing but dominating only using a Fastball is different.

Stud.

Yuki Matsui’s splitter should be X rated.

Only April 30th but it seems like this is somewhat sustainable for Jurickson Profar. He will regress a little bit, but right now he’s playing like an All Star starter in Left Field. It’s impressive.

if we extend anybody it should be profar that mf love it here

He’s been bad, but Manny Machado is the 1 guy you just never really need to worry about. Track record shows it. 1 of these months he’s going to hit like .400 and smash homers every night. Xander Bogaerts however, there’s no hope there. I don’t know what you can even do with him.