A suspect in the Pearson gold heist has been arrested after flying into Toronto from India. Unfortunately, he flew in with Air Canada so all the evidence on him has been misplaced or damaged.

The average hourly wage among Canadian employees rose to $34.95 an hour, or the price of a bunch of bananas at Loblaws.

A ‘zombie’ virus is raging among raccoons, in case you needed yet another reason to leave Toronto.

Canada Post wants the government to change legislation that requires them to deliver mail daily. Which will take forever because they have to mail the forms in via Canada Post.

Jagmeet Singh is slamming the Liberals for giving almost $26M to Costco and Loblaw for energy-efficient appliances. Wow only $26M? Pretty sure the average person gives them more!

Jaleel White, the actor who played Steve Urkel on Family Matters, got married this week. After delivering his vows, he asked, 'Did I 'I do' that?'

Formal complaints are being made about mandating federal public servants to work in office at least 3 days a week. Even worse, they had to file them on one of their current 5 days off.

A woman’s Canadian citizenship was revoked after 32 years after an error. This, according to the Federal Department of “Ooopsie Daisies.”

Most of Canada will receive an emergency alert test today on their phones. So remember Canada, do NOT reply to the group text!

The CRA say they're targeting 54 million dollars in unpaid crypto taxes. Oh hold on, just checking the ticker it's 54 thousand now. Oh, 54 cents. Okay nevermind it's worthless now.

Canada Post is increasing stamp prices for the third time in five years. It’s so bad, customers have threatened to start emailing.

Hall & Oates are officially done as a duo. They will each move on to solo careers, one as Hall, the other as Oates, and they're headed to court to see who gets custody of the &.

A new study shows that mussels are changing as the ocean warms. Hopefully they're changing to be garlic & butter-flavoured.

Boeing's commercial spacecraft will be undergoing its final test flight tonight. Knock on wood, guys! But not too hard, it's a Boeing.

Loblaws has reported a quarterly profit boost of 9.8%. Or as they're calling it: their boycott allowance!

More than half of Canadians say freedom of speech is under threat, according to a new poll that gave them complete freedom to express that opinion.

Three Quebec men from the same family fathered hundreds of children. Whoa whoa whoa, Quebec, stop stealing PEI’s thunder.

The Toronto Maple Leafs beat the Boston Bruins in Game 6 to force an exciting Leafs loss in Game 7!

A customer boycott of Loblaws kicked off yesterday. Is it still called a boycott if you just can’t afford anything?

PEI police have captured Canada’s most wanted criminal. He’s currently being held in one giant lobster trap.