Ohhh its called washington dc cause dc stands for Da Capital

I might do a mba 🫣

how do i even get out of this frickin loop

Depression's such a villainous state

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me when im talking normally and then someone mentions my hyperfixation

You’re 👉👈 this close to getting it, Laura.

git push origin master --force

me at 3 am realizing that if I don't actually get my life together in 2026, I'm gonna be stuck in the same cycle forever

If you’re so behind why you always the youngest in the room

el ser humano vio esto y dijo: voy a currar 12h al día en deloitte

Sorry no inglés

i never tip male waiters hit the oil rig nigga

En una situación así la vida que corre peligro es la de la serpiente no la mía

Hoy tengo una, mañana otra

I act like I’m okay but deep down I want a 4-day work week.

every mental health professional i've ever talked to has been like "you have a lot of self awareness" and i'm like yes i actually think that is part of the problem