Camera phones have absolutely ruined us. Canny even go to the petrol station stick the pump up your arse and have a chug in peace any more.

I wonder if spewing liquid shit out of your ass in old age might be a sign of a failing body and thus a failing mind, what do I know though, i'm just a citizen who doesn't want mummified corpses running the office for all of eternity

how about instead of adding another flag to you bio you do something. Provide info about a situation, donate to charities... do something other than sitting on your phone arguing with ppl and adding the entire UN to your bio

no google, I'm trying to look up midge flies... thanks tho

this is the outfit you wear if you beat your wife after a taking single shot

this is... so god damn ugly...

yeah i'm sure homeless ppl would love if you walked up to them and started reading the hungry fucking caterpillar. do you think they'd like rainbow fish? how about the bernstain bears? sorry homeless man, i know you're starving on the street but they want me to read to you.

yall ain't like me

the boycott didn't start until october of last year, either you are intentionally dense for clicks or you're just actually stupid

retarded ass conservatives are always falling for their own psyops and it's so sad

5th boner of the day!

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>Twitter reminding me that Rouge the Bat does not exist IRL

i miss when my wife loved me

yea my long distance ex boyfriend from 8th grade. why r u posting him

all but one of my followers are porn bots i'm gonna kms

remind me who won again?

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