Jaco Scholtz
@21jaco
Living life like a Nikker Ball - Nice but Hard!!*
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20-08-2012 09:10:56
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78 Followers
219 Following
"SMART THINKING: What did Jay z call his wife before they got married?.. Feyonce."@tjokker_9
"Survival Tips: Boy: Hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk? *gives girl his hand*"@tjokker_9
"Speak Comedy: Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman."@tjokker_9
"The Funny Racist™: 100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan. Now it's called the PGA Tour."@tjokker_9
"Steve Stifler: The awkward moment when I'm drunk and your still ugly.."@tjokker_9
"Not Will Ferrell: I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches?."@tjokker_9
"@kool_steved: Guy: i bet 5$ i can make your boobs move without touching them Girl:Ok Guy:*grabs boobs* opps I lost"cj Ferreira
"Rarest Facts ™: Beer is the third most consumed drink after water and tea"@tjokker_9
Wonder oor die reenkaart.... Rohan Kruger cj Ferreira