"Steve Stifler: A man who doesn't like beer is a man who can't be trusted."Jesse-lee JJ Naudé

"@Factsionary: Lions, leopards, tigers, and jaguars are the only species of cats that can roar, but can't purr."Jesse-lee

"SMART THINKING: What did Jay z call his wife before they got married?.. Feyonce."@tjokker_9

"Survival Tips: Boy: Hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk? *gives girl his hand*"@tjokker_9

"Speak Comedy: I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit."JJ Naudé

"Speak Comedy: Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman."@tjokker_9

"The Funny Racist™: 100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan. Now it's called the PGA Tour."@tjokker_9

"Steve Stifler: The awkward moment when I'm drunk and your still ugly.."@tjokker_9

"Not Will Ferrell: I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches?."@tjokker_9

I don't talk about my dreams... I live them

Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're best without.

"@kool_steved: Guy: i bet 5$ i can make your boobs move without touching them Girl:Ok Guy:*grabs boobs* opps I lost"cj Ferreira

Never make excuses. Always wake up with a smile knowing that today you are going to have fun accomplishing what others are too afraid to do.

"@LifeCheates: Next time you lose a charger, go to a hotel and say you lost yours. They always have extras left over"

I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, Shark, Help!!!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

I'm not weird. I'm limited edition.

"Rarest Facts ™: Beer is the third most consumed drink after water and tea"@tjokker_9

Wonder oor die reenkaart.... Rohan Kruger cj Ferreira