I almost became an actor as a kid. My mom just one day forgot about one of my auditions, and I got disqualified

It shouldn’t even be legal to have a single district that spans part of both San Antonio AND Austin (two separate cities in different metro areas)

I apparently missed this

Literally 1984!!!

Oh god, they’re texting me now 🥴

This is retarded. Minors should not vote

As a third party voter, can you please stop comparing NYC to the rest of the country!! The city is less than 20% republican, and Dems consistently get 70-80% of the vote. Whining about a Dem doing an independent run is completely unreasonable in this context

WTF do people mean by “Pizza Hut pizza sucks” and “it used to be good back in the day, it’s never been the same”? I’ve recently had Pizza Hut and the pizza is good. What are people complaining about?

For some reason, i love the "before GTA6" meme

Why are the vast majority of songs, especially like 95% of pop songs, always about relationships? It’s not that I dont like the songs, i do….its just that….IS THAT ALL EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT ALL THE TIME??? Doesn’t it get old???

I mean that’s almost right. Just remove Bavaria

I’m sorry, I thought it was July, not April 1st

“If your under the age of 18- if your under 23” Uhhh….that was a slip, wasn’t it?

I bought a bra and skirt for the first time (online obviously) and it should arrive tomorrow I have what i believe is bad top dysphoria, so i hope buying a bra really really helps with it. I hate my flat chest 🥺😢

Oh wow, such an amazing feat……..decades behind the West, LMAO

This is just a straight up self-admission at this point