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Wahhh wahhhhh I can’t scalp!!!

Commanders add another old head to the lemon party

Really wanted Campbell to have this… 30 is dumb for him tbh

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I like Shane Gillis, thought his ESPYs monologue was pretty good, but he needs to quit the “I know that’s not a good joke”/“I didn’t write that one” 4th-wall breaks when he’s on TV. You gotta take responsibility for the quality of the jokes, you’re the one up there telling em!

Superman was cool

Fuck it man I’m cool as shit don’t talk to me

Hot Topic was only cool when they were making cringe shit when *I* was 12. Now i’m 30 and it sucks ass!!

Sometimes I see some of these that are just genuinely sad. Get a fucking life dawg 😭😭

FIRST GOLD STAKE RUN ON BALATRO COMPLETED

Having such a bad day this is making me emotional

The fact that he talks and even stutters similarly to his father makes this fucking hilarious

One of those days where ya dick looks a little off

Making my girlfriend go with me to buy football cards so that when I inevitably don’t pull anything I can blame her for being a bad luck charm

That new Tyler album is actually not good Jesus

Convincing my gf the bathroom at California Pizza Kitchen has a “urinal that dries your dick for you”

BlockAye, SavageRealm, Extendo… God.

This country is either about to explode this week, or we’ll look back in 10 years and say “how did the country not explode this week?”