RT SexWizard: Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

RT The Love Stories: I rather be something in someone else life than nothing in yours.

RT JO: A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose, because sex is a natural antihistamine.

RT The Love Stories: Before you search for the best things in life, you have to make the best of what you already have.

RT Autocorrects: Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon, bitch.

RT Autocorrects: Shout out to all the 90's baby's, with no babies!

RT Autocorrects: Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.

Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile =)

RT SexWizard: This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.

RT SexWizard: If you can’t get someone out of your mind…STOP trying, they’re meant to be there!

O_o RT Autocorrects: That frustrating moment when you're looking at someone and can't tell if they are a man or woman.

RT SexWizard: Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.

Lol RT Autocorrects: You should introduce your upper lip to your lower lip sometime and shut the fuck up!

Jozi weather is so ☀HOT☀, even ugly people get a chance to say "I'm HOT"!!!☀

RT Autocorrects: Practicing your signature over and over again, just incase you become famous.

RT Autocorrects: People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason..

RT Autocorrects: Strangers can become bestfriends just as easy as bestfriends can become strangers.

Who wants to buy me Magnum ice cream...death by chocolate????

RT Autocorrects: Don't text me if you're gonna take 10 fucking years to text back.

RT The Love Stories: No one can take your place, but don't forget that someone else can steal the rest of that persons heart.