We need more of this.

This is not good.

You hit midlife and you're sorted into one of four houses: 1. Pickleball 2. Sourdough 3. Plants or birds 4. Strength training & protein

Okay, baby moose. You may eat my trees 🫠

Add campaign in Germany. What do you notice? 🤨

My friend is built for chaos: Bestie: You haven't been texting or calling me at all! Not sure what that's about. Me: Just realized I need space from everyone. It's not just you. Bestie: SPACE??? Bitch! If you wanted space you should have become an astronaut! Answer the

If you're a leftie, don't believe in God, and have a hard time understanding "inalienable rights" set in the Declaration of Independence, let me break it down for you: It can be reframed as rights inherent to human beings by virtue of their existence, reason, or nature. The

Mad World. Why is this song more relevant the older I get? All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head, I

Just think. Tonight is the last night in the US that someone is going to go to sleep with all 5 of their fingers 🖐

Overheard 2 of my backyard neighbors: N1: My husband goes out about 8 every night and hoots at an owl and it answers back. N2: MY husband goes out about 8 every night and hoots at an owl and it answers back.

My Esteemed Fellow Rebels of the Everyday, On this fine day, when the air hums with the scent of liberty (and a touch of smoky BBQ), let us ponder the grand notion of *Independence*—not merely the kind that sent King George packing, but the sort that sets a man’s soul free from

Checking in with you crazies! Still have all your fingers? 😂 x.com/1wishgenie1/st…

Robin Williams as the American Flag (1982, "I Love Liberty")** "O say, can you see? Hey, how you doin’? I’m the flag! Born June 14, 1777—that makes me a Gemini! I’m 204 years old. People ask, ‘Flag, how you stay so young? Is it jogging?’ No! ‘Is it tennis?’ No! It’s… waving!"

Does anyone have an intelligent comment?

"There is no safe investment in love. If you want to avoid heartbreak... Love nothing." ~C.S. Lewis

🚗The Glacier View, Alaska, Fourth of July Car Launch is that the tradition began in 2005 after a local resident, Arnie Hrncir, decided to dispose of his wife’s moose-damaged Volvo by sending it off a cliff, turning a practical solution into a patriotic spectacle. What’s cool and

Okay okay okay!!! What does one couch say to another couch on the other side of the room? We're sofa apart. 🤭😂 Sofa king funny 😆

When you learn that 30 minutes of cuddling increases muscle gains:

Took my remote and a glass of milk to my room. I meant to toss the remote on my bed but instead, tossed the milk.