Somewhere, right now, Jenna Maroney is having a rage stroke.

Spacek can't have known then the enduring horror the name Carrie would retain for decades to come.

As with all remakes, the original exists for you to continue enjoying at your leisure. And to all the "why don't they create new stories?" people - why don't *you* create a new story, Brenda! You tell us a fucking story. Go on.

HANNAH EINBINDER ROBBED BLIND #emmys

The performative outrage over the Winter Fuel Allowance from right wing morons and Tories, is enraging. They killed over 300k people with ideological austerity yet they’re suddenly acting like Florence fucking Nightingale when, in reality, they’re more like Harold Shipman.

Wait.. I haven't watched since Season 1, but this guy was absolutely homosexual in the first season, no?

This honestly should have been the scene that clinched Best Supporting Actress for Hannah Einbinder too. But, once again, 'hysterical' comedy The Bear came along to put a stop to that with all their belly laugh performances... #Hacks

Then there was no assassination attempt and this is Trump trying to distract and use this latest smokescreen to elicit sympathy and favour. I've had enough of this man. Send him packing DECISIVELY in November, America.

#Nightsleeper is SO shit but SOOO entertaining!

So, #Nightsleeper - controversial view here but I’m loving it… in the way I love a family bag of tortilla chips with a pot of synthetic salsa dip. Absolute junk, but irresistible. Also, as a regular #Thameslink passenger, it’s actually quite thrilling to see a moving train

This essay makes me completely understand why Chappell Roan doesn't want her fans coming anywhere near her. Y'all are wild and embarrassing. You've all paid the same money and none of you are entitled to anything more than anyone else. Touch grass.

Impressive Instant had me 🤯 Paradise (Not For Me) is also 👌🏻 - a real concept track (with a nod to Frozen with that beautiful orchestration) Honourable mention for Nobody's Perfect.

Actually, #Nightsleeper, despite its almost comical dialogue and loose grasp on realism, was a high-octane, fun, thrilling watch. And you know what? Sometimes that's exactly the TV you need. Scoffed at it initially...would absolutely watch a second series!

Some absolutely wild takes in the comments under this (hilariously people acting like they knew her personally LOL!), with those hell bent on pretending Debicki didn't absolutely NAIL one of the most uncanny performances of all time. She did. You're wrong. Sit down.